Random moment #1:
Me: So, Erin, who is our bible story going to be about tonight?Nope, I've no idea what she's thinking of either - the mind boggles. This reminded me of something that her older sister said when she was about the same age.
Erin (age 2): Jesus.
Me: Yes, and which story about Jesus do you think we'll read?
Erin (thinks for a moment): Jesus and the socks.
Random moment #2:
Daddy: So, what were the names of Issac's children?
Dutiful daughter: Jacob and...(pause followed by triumphant look) Eeyore!
Hmm, I could have sworn that the Hundred Acre Wood isn't in the bible.